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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Moron Nation

Of course there are Yankees fans who get carried away when discussing the Mets or Red Sox, but no one comes out sounding like more of a moron than a Red Sox fan. As you may have seen earlier today, we mentioned an article in the Boston Herald that took a shot at Hal Steinbrenner, though they mistakenly called him Hank.

And Sox chairman Tom Werner also took a shot at the Yankees with his own comments.

Well we commented under the online article:

MyPinstripes
First off, you need to get your facts straight...it was Hal, not Hank that was interviewed. Would you prefer it if Hal said, "We stink, we have no chance"? And finally, Werner is laughable. The Sox can't cry poverty any more.

These were 2 comments that followed, which perfectly epitomizes the lack of mental prowess that plagues Red Sox fans:

MyPinstripes Blows
Who cares...the whole Steinbrenner clan is a bunch of senile fools!

MyPinstripes
A-Rod is soooo hot!!! I'd like to lick him all over with my tongue! He's definitely sexier than any Red Sox player! Jeter is a hot stud muffin too! I'd love to be the meat in the middle of that pinstripe sandwich!

If only the idiots could remember they have had 2 titles in 90 years.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Like it or Not, the World Series Goes on

Yes, there will be a World Series. Yes, there will be a World Series winner. And unfortunately, yes, it will most likely be the Red Sox. While the Rockies have captured our attention with their phenomenal play since the stretch run, 21 wins in 22 games, we're not convinced. The Rocks were a barely .500 team before their hot streak.

Make no mistake though, we will be rooting for the Rockies rooting against the Red Sox. We'll let 2-faced politicos like Rudy Guiliani tell a Boston crowd that he's rooting for the Red Sox in the WS. "I'm an AL fan". Yeah, okay Rudy.

The difference in this series should be Josh Beckett. He's an arrogant little prick, but right now no pitcher is more dominant than he. Beckett actually reminds us of a young Roger Clemens, and we didn't like that guy either.

The lack of a DH in games 3 thru 5 could also have a big impact on the series. You can't take David Ortiz's bat out of the lineup for up to 3 games. And Kevin Youkillis has been swinging the bat well again. Our guess is that Terry Francona's lineup will depend on the series situation. Choosing offense or defense depending on who leads in games and by how many.

We certainly won't be watching much of the series, especially if the Red Sox do as well as we expect. We've also hit our Joe Buck tolerance level for the season.

Win Rockies, Win.

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