Break a Leg
It's official, Carl Pavano is going to start for the Yankees this Saturday in Baltimore. Betting in Las Vegas should be on the rise.Reasons Pavano could still be scratched:
Hangnail 1:3
Cold 1:1
Toe Fungus 2:1
Dandruff 4:1
Genital Warts 6:1
Diarrhea 10:1
Reuniting with Alyssa Milano 500:1
Labels: Break a Leg, Carl Pavano, Las Vegas
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posted by Drew Sarver at
3:00 PM
2 Comments:
Cheer up.
Maybe our Glassman has evoluted to Chemically strengthened glass.
Now what's the betting ratio of "Attacked by an oriole in the parking lot" again?
A player or the bird?
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