28-year old southpaw to the first team who shows interest. Must have a fenced yard as he likes to run. Our general manager foolishly spent $46 to get this little guy from a pitcher's breeding mill. Needs to be trained to stop hanging changeups and has a weak fastball.
Comes with glove, cap, and translator, as he has trouble following commands.
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