The Loathe List - The Ides of March are Here
Back on January 31st, we presented our first loathe list - time to see who has moved up or down, been added or been dropped.
1. Barry Bonds - Barry, I promised you that you wouldn't last at #6 for long. "Game of Shadows" will be hitting the bookstores soon, further documenting your steroid use, your abusive nature, and you're overall "prickishness". Then you had the balls to say you wanted to play for Team USA in the 2nd round of the WBC. You are an automatic for the loathe Hall of Fame. Hopefully, that's the only Hall of Fame you ever get into.
2. Bud Selig - For continuing to waste airspace with this spectacle of a baseball tournament. Johnny Damon now has a sore shoulder from being pushed too hard in the early practices. I hope this is an utter failure in the US, the only place where the results really matter for the moneymakers. (down one spot from #1)
3. Curt Schilling - You might have actually fallen off the list had you not hit the Pirates Chris Duffy. Those things happen -- but then you blamed him for not getting out of the way. To put it simply, you're a dick.
4. Stephon Marbury - Oh excuse me, Starbury. If you're game and winning ability only matched your mouth. People actually defend you because they merely look at your numbers. You're not only a coach-killer, you're a team-killer.
5. Daunte Culpepper - A newcomer to the list. It wasn't bad enough that you and your teammates embarrassed yourselves on the party boat, but now you and your lawyers are trying to take the focus off of yourself by playing the race card. For shame!
6. Isiah Thomas - You've always been a phony as a person, and somehow you've tricked a bunch of NBA owners that you know how to run a team. You were a great basketball player, but you may be an even greater con man.
7. Roger Clemens - Rocket, maybe you shouldn't be on the list, but just retire or sign with someone, but stop dicking everyone around.
8. To whichever NFL owner signs Terrell Owens. Welcome to your nightmare.
9. Bode Miller - The Olympics has been over for a while now, but your "I could careless attitude" still resonates.
10. MLB schedule makers for having the Yankees first 3 games on the West Coast with late starts.
Gone from the list - Anna Benson, Jeffrey Loria, Kobe Bryant, Jeremy Roenick, Herman Edwards, sports agents.
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1. Barry Bonds - Barry, I promised you that you wouldn't last at #6 for long. "Game of Shadows" will be hitting the bookstores soon, further documenting your steroid use, your abusive nature, and you're overall "prickishness". Then you had the balls to say you wanted to play for Team USA in the 2nd round of the WBC. You are an automatic for the loathe Hall of Fame. Hopefully, that's the only Hall of Fame you ever get into.
2. Bud Selig - For continuing to waste airspace with this spectacle of a baseball tournament. Johnny Damon now has a sore shoulder from being pushed too hard in the early practices. I hope this is an utter failure in the US, the only place where the results really matter for the moneymakers. (down one spot from #1)
3. Curt Schilling - You might have actually fallen off the list had you not hit the Pirates Chris Duffy. Those things happen -- but then you blamed him for not getting out of the way. To put it simply, you're a dick.
4. Stephon Marbury - Oh excuse me, Starbury. If you're game and winning ability only matched your mouth. People actually defend you because they merely look at your numbers. You're not only a coach-killer, you're a team-killer.
5. Daunte Culpepper - A newcomer to the list. It wasn't bad enough that you and your teammates embarrassed yourselves on the party boat, but now you and your lawyers are trying to take the focus off of yourself by playing the race card. For shame!
6. Isiah Thomas - You've always been a phony as a person, and somehow you've tricked a bunch of NBA owners that you know how to run a team. You were a great basketball player, but you may be an even greater con man.
7. Roger Clemens - Rocket, maybe you shouldn't be on the list, but just retire or sign with someone, but stop dicking everyone around.
8. To whichever NFL owner signs Terrell Owens. Welcome to your nightmare.
9. Bode Miller - The Olympics has been over for a while now, but your "I could careless attitude" still resonates.
10. MLB schedule makers for having the Yankees first 3 games on the West Coast with late starts.
Gone from the list - Anna Benson, Jeffrey Loria, Kobe Bryant, Jeremy Roenick, Herman Edwards, sports agents.
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